Saturday, September 10, 2011

Toilets. Toilets. and nasty Toilets.

I am having a little bit of stress lately.  I can't keep my twins out of the toilet. I know it is disgusting and you really don't care but this is my stress.  Just get one of those toilet locking thingy's is what you are thinking, right?  Well, that is not so easy when you have a 3 year old and 4 year old that hold it until they are going to burst.  No to mention everyone else in the house, so they really aren't that practical. Like yesterday.  I was scrubbing bathrooms.  They were playing in the hall, I ran out of the bathroom to get something 4.62 seconds later, they are both in the toilet.  Only 1 baby walks now. What the crap am I going to do when they both do . . . and they get faster.  Heaven help me.  

I posted something on facebook about it "Why oh why is an open bathroom door such a magnet for 1 year olds. And why oh why do they hurry straight for the toilet. Nasty."  

And my friend Lacey posted this.  "If it makes you feel any better, yesterday I caught my 2 year old dipping toilet paper in the toilet and then putting it in her mouth and sucking the toilet water out of it. ICK! What the reasoning behind that one was, I'll never know. I just hope she doesn't end up with 
Cholerea or some dread disease Haha!

Which makes me think of my oldest son.  When he was little, he would flush toys.  (blame it on the foster kid, who took the blame and admitted to it!!!  but that is a story for another day) When we finally got to the bottom of it and found out what he was doing, he said he was flushing them so Nemo would have something to play with.  How do you get mad at that!!!!  But after having to call a plumber . . . twice it was getting to expensive to flush toys to Australia.   

Moral of post?  I hate toilets.  

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I needed the laugh this morning, thanks! Really I had not toilet splasher but I did have a poop painter...